Sometimes I think we adopted 3 wild beasts instead of 3 cats. Other times they’re like sour patch kids. Sweet one moment then ornery like hell the next. I love my girls and they definitely bring joy, comfort, and entertainment to my life. So in honor of National Cat Day on October 29th, here’s a list of things I never thought I would say to my cats.
- Don’t put your paw in the green bean juice
- Get out of the dishwasher
- Stop giving me stink eye
- Who’s messing with the toilet lid?
- Stop knocking the hand sanitizer off the table
- Don’t lick the dirty bath water
- Don’t lay on top of the cookies
- Stop thumping Daddy’s shoes
- Don’t eat the vomit
- The chair leg is not a toy
- Stop smacking your mother’s ass
- Hashbrowns are not for kitties
- Stop hissing at the neighbor’s cat while he’s taking a shit
- Why are you rabbit kicking my foot?
- Get out of the trash
- Are you in your hidey hole?
- My insulin cap is not a toy
- Stop head butting my medicine box off the table
- Get your paw off my peaches
- Are you jersey turnpiking? (Head down ass up in the air)
- Stop attacking me when I’m picking a wedgie
- Why are you weighing yourself on the bathroom scale?
- Get your nose out of the cinnamon sugar
- Don’t smack Daddy’s dingle
- Do you want toilet time?
Delicate and Brutal 
Your cats are lovely. I can almost hear you saying these things to them. Why can’t we hate on cats despite of their unbelievable behavior?
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Thank you! I know I am biased but I think my kitties are adorable too. 😁 I believe cats know how to be sweet at just the right time so we don’t hate them when the act crazy.
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The manipulative bastards.
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Hahaha! Yes they are!
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Cuties ❤❤❤
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Thank you Joana 🥰
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aww your cats are too adorable! 🙂
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Thank you!
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